Wednesday, July 29, 2020

The Haunted Pillow of East Vine Extended

There are stranger things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. (apologies to Will)

Conversation:

Hey, can I have this pillow?

Don't you have any pillows at your place?

Not really.

What do you mean not really?

What do you mean what do I mean?

You either have a pillow or you don't.

Not really, I don't.

So what you are saying is that what pillows you might have are worn out and flat and all ratchety looking?

Yes.

But isn't that your mom's pillow?

No.

Well what happened to her pillow then?

I don't know!

I think it is her pillow and in that case, no, you can't have it.

Why not?

Because it is special. It's where she laid her precious little head and breathed out her last breath.

Ewww.

Which means that it's haunted!

laughs at the idiocy of this statement and the fact that we are even having this conversation

Don't say that!

Yes and you will hear a voice saying, "Whoo stole my pillow???"

makes creepy fingers gestures, moving toward her

She laughing runs toward the kitchen

No!

Now I'm laughing and chasing her with creepy fingers, The chase continues through the kitchen, into the entrance hall and back into the living room. After several rounds of the course, we finally collapse laughing.

Now I don't want the damn thing.

What? Are you scared?

Shut up.



And how are things at your house today?




Friday, July 17, 2020

It Is Well

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.-Robert E. Lee

So you probably thought I would open this with a nod to the beloved hymn, "It Is Well With My Soul."

But since conflict seems to be the order of the day recently, the quote from General Lee seemed more apt.

To remember, in other words, that xenophobia is the natural state of humanity since the Fall.

Encyclopaedia of Military History

I offer this book as my only example; at 1524 pages, it is a mere survey of human conflict.

So, it is well to remember that we are ruled, in our natural state, by fear of the other.

It is well to remember as we encounter the behavior prompted by fear that fear is a powerful emotion, able to completely control the hearts of those afflicted by it.
 It is well to remember that in the words of our Savior and in other places in Scripture, we are counseled to "fear not."

It is well to remember that the struggle with fear is real and more difficult with some, even Christians, than others.

It is well to remember that we are counseled also in Scripture to "love our enemies and pray for those who spitefully use us."

It is well to remember that Christ met fear with love.

It is well to remember that "perfect love casts out fear" and that this refers to Jesus' perfect love not my own, though I am surely called to imitate Christ.

It is well, finally, to remember that we are redeemed in Christ, and, in spite of troubles and trials, there is a glorious future awaiting us.

What have I to fear?

It is well with my soul.